You know what more 16 year olds need nowadays? No, not more The Devil Wears Prada (You really named your fucking “brutal hardcore band” after a movie with Meryl Streep in it? Fuckin tool bags.) Instead they need Karl Crisis barking stuff like “Let’s see what you got straight edge?” and “Vegaaannnn” at them. Maybe then we would get less little shits playing crab-electro-crunk-core out there.

Check the still pissed Earth Crisis destroying their native Syracuse HERE and remember why at least half your friends were edge growing up.

Words: David Castillo